The Angry Ref - “To the left. To the left.”

Hey coach how ya doing?  Great.  Great.  I’ll try to keep this short.   OK here’s the thing, you know how a lot of coaches tell their teams that the coaches do their work on Tuesdays and Thursdays but on Saturdays their job is done and it’s up to the players?   

Well it’s true.   You see coach in order to have an official league game we need thirty players and a ref.   But we don’t need you. So my advice is to calm down and think before you yell something at the ref. We can go on just fine without you on the sideline.  You see what I’m saying coach?  Great.   
Thanks.